Ay mamasita!

Dear reader:

It's not like I'm gonna pretend I'm all chilled and stuff - mainly because I'm a terrible liar - and be like "as-if-this-wasn't-my-day-a-day-kind-of-thing". 

Let's just say my excitement thermoteter would have already reached its limit by now.

(sigh)

There happens to be a very kind slash awesome slash any possible cool adjective man who owns a digital magazine. A very unique design magazine, I must add, called Burlesque.

So, this mystical creature came across this ratty blog of mine and contacted me.

Okay, I'll just spit it out:

HE WANTS M-M-ME TO TAKE PART IN HIS PROJECT BY COVERING THE F-F-FASHION SECTION! 

(sigh)

"Zzzank you, who/whatever lives above"